I’m a Way Better Me than You, Me! Whaa?

Ah, subtitles. It’s all well and good to know that these things exist, like when I posed the cross Part dialogue on Nico, but knowing what everyone is saying is better, of course. These are all the victory dialogues after a mirror match. The first video is if Player 1 wins, the second is if Player 2 wins. Like the mirror match pre-fight dialogue, some of the responses are a little generic. Jotaro’s “Yare Yare,” Part 1 Dio saying “You’ll be the one who dies,” things like that. There are a handful of good ones though. I particularly like Hol Horse on P1 victory. It’s like he was trying to be philosophical before realizing that what he said made no sense. JoJolion Josuke on P2 victory too. “What is your job!? Because if there’s, like, a firm of clone stand users, I should probably know about it.”

Man, My Face Looks Dumb When I Punch Me

All right, I think this is the last post set like this where we have the unique dialogues or effects from someone’s something. I think. There might be something I’m forgetting or that may be introduced later on with DLC characters, but this is it for now. This is everyone’s mirror match dialogue with subtitles. Some of them are unfortunately a little generic. Jotaro, Dio, Cars, Abdul 1and a few others could all work in any other context, and Hol Horse 2’s could also work with Mista. The really good ones are Koichi 1 and Rohan 2. I like how much more exaggerated Koichi is than everyone else, and Rohan’s good with the “subtle” commentary about plot structure. This is also the first time I’ve seen the alternate Hermes costume. Didn’t expect the skirt.

Not the highest level of distortion on that one. Maybe Giorno has trouble doing it to his own face. This is the compilation video of all the close up/slow motion punches by Gold Experience. Pucci’s is kinda cool because GE has to gingerly hold Pucci’s cheek I guess so the gravity doesn’t let him get away. It looks so gentle before the slow dislocation of his jaw. Okuyasu has my favorite one, though, because he looks so sad and shocked as though he never expected to be punched by Giorno of all people. Come one Giorno. You used to be a bro, and now my face is on the other side of my head. Josuke’s going to be pissed that he has to fix this.