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Goods on Goods! The JoJo’s Show and the BlazBlue Start

Posted in JoJo's Year, Text Articles with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 2013/07/30 by OnePixelJumpMan

Were I to have more money, I’d be buying this right now. I’m not even a figure person. I just want it as a center piece for my entire home. It would sit on a pedestal next to a chair and watch TV with me. Would anyone get it? No. Would it be worth every penny and awkward glance? What kind of question is that?

JoJo’s was present at Wonder Festival just this past weekend, and Araki-JoJo has brought back the whole album of products on display. Some of them you’ve seen here, like Punchable Friend Frog and Joseph Joecat, but there are plenty of new, unique things. Most of them are figures, which I’m pretty sure this magnetic, unzipping Bruno at the top counts as, and smaller items like nicknacks and clothes. I do love how the boxer briefs are just out there hanging on the wall, but when has JoJo’s ever balked at the chance to be audacious?

Not that JoJo’s is alone in that regard. Since this is a goods post anyway, the BlazBlue anime site has opened up their goods list. You have mostly normal stuff, hugpillowseverywhere, bookmarks and what have you. There are some cool ideas like the notebooks that are designed to look like BB themed magazines, Noel and Monthly BlazBlue. But those are the normal ones, right? Where’s the audacity?

Why is there a poster of Hazama taking a bath slated to come out? I dunno. Maybe it’s a jab at Free! This saucy number doesn’t have a set release date, but I can hear the money rolling in already. If there wasn’t going to be a Hazama hug pillow, this wouldn’t even be a contest.

You can check out the JoJo products album here and the BlazBlue products here.

Stroheim, AWAY! “Little by Little” Translated

Posted in Fanworks, JoJo's Year, Text Articles with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 2013/05/08 by OnePixelJumpMan

A mysterious and anonymous translator has put out a translation of the JoJo’s doujin “Little by Little.” Made by the Virgina Room doujin circle by Virginia Nitouhei for Golden Blood back in 2011, it’s a short manga of one-off gags for all the JoJo characters and parts. A lot of the good jokes are based on quick visual gags.

And a lot of the really good jokes are somewhere between quick visual gag and something you’re almost surprised Araki didn’t try himself.

For real. That this didn’t happen in Part 2 shocks me.

I would say this is maybe what would happen if the guys who made Cromartie were tasked to make a JoJo manga. The absurdity is at least on that level, and its humor is so charming while it catches you off guard. The gags are almost perfect to that style of humor both visually and idea wise. It’s easier to picture if you imagine that Freddie riding Mechazawa is catching Joseph instead of Stroheim. He’s not helping. He’s just sort of there.

Also if you replace Jotaro with a gorilla.

Not all of the jokes are perfect. The ones using the Part 5 characters don’t make sense to me because it’s a Japanese culture joke I’m not privy to. Something about Nagoya and Sendai citizens making certain sounds? I’m sure the joke works, it’s just not something I understand. The jokes at Part 5’s expense, however…

Throw in a dick and bondage joke or two and you’re good to go. So go give it a look. It’s up on Batoto if you follow the link at the top and the one I’ll put at the bottom in the “Where this stuff came from” line. It’s a fun time. Also, keep in mind that this came from the Golden Blood event. Next time that comes around, you might consider getting something from it.

(All images from Batoto. Read the whole manga there.)

Episode 26 “The Man Who Became a God” Teaser Images

Posted in JoJo's Year, Text Articles with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 2013/04/05 by OnePixelJumpMan

It’s finally time. Let’s send the series that’s brought us so much joy off with a bang.

Episode 26 is an episode of moments.

A moment of despair

A moment of true JoJo power

A moment in space

A moment of love

A moment to say goodbye to old friends

And a moment of hope for the future

You can see the rest of the pictures at Yaraon. Hope to see everyone again for our trip to Egypt!

Episode 26 “The Man Who Became a God” Preview Images and Synopsis

Posted in JoJo's Year, Text Articles with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 2013/04/01 by OnePixelJumpMan

It’s been a long road. Across the Earth, across generations, and it all climaxes here on a little volcanic island off the west coast of Sicily. Joseph’s suicide combo attack with Stroheim successfully airplane body slams Cars into the smoldering volcanic crater, but the Ultimate Lifeform is not so easily killed. He comes out of the lava with not so much as a scratch and goes back on the offensive. With half a cyborg, a red rock, and no anti-god ripple overdrives, what will Joseph do to overcome the perfect being?

Trimming down the crew as we head for the end. Storyboard and direction are being handled by Toshiyuki Kato, Screenplay once again done by Yasuko Kobayashi, and animation direction taken care of by series chief animation director Takako Shimizu. She’s also the one who handled general character design and some key animation on the ending sequence. It nice to see her sending off JoJo’s with a little personal touch.

Can you sense it in the air? That feeling of joy that we’re going to see the final climax, but the feeling of dread that this Friday will be the last JoJo’s until at least fall season and may be the last JoJo’s episode ever? I’ve seen a few people say how they both can wait for it and hope it never comes. I sympathize.

Episode 24 “The Ties that Bind JOJO” Teaser Images

Posted in JoJo's Year, Text Articles with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 2013/03/22 by OnePixelJumpMan

Smokey, look out! There’s a tiny Lisa Lisa swinging right towards you!

We’re almost at the end. The next episode is supposed to be the last one. To that end, this preview set contains a pretty big reveal. If you check out the rest at Yaraon, make sure you’re ready.

Hey, Joseph. You seem to have ignited. Yo- You ok?

“Pfft. Ridiculous humans and your being flammable.”

“Yeah! Being human must really suck!”

“Wait! I can still explode! This is way worse than being on fire!”

And there is the family history we have to hear.

Even Nazi’s can appreciate the love between an estranged mother and son.

We’re gearing up. The crazy to top all crazy is coming soon.

Episode 24 “The Ties that Bind JOJO” Preview Images and Synopsis

Posted in JoJo's Year, Text Articles with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 2013/03/19 by OnePixelJumpMan

Betrayal! Cars’s devious tricks have left Lisa Lisa on the verge of death. Now she literally hangs in the balance depending on what Joseph does, and Cars is using it to wear him down physically and mentally. As the battle reaches it’s climax, Speedwagon reveals the secret past ties between Joseph and Lisa Lisa because of the desperation of the moment. Oh, and Stroheim’s around with UV spotlights plugged into some of his ports, so he’s probably helping out.

Good staff this time around. Yasuko Kobayashi the Sentai Lady returns as screen writer, Animation Direction by Kenji Yokoyama and Hotani Yukitoshi, both of whom have done excellent work so far with JoJo’s, and the only newcomer on both Storyboard and Direction: Satoshi Osedo. Osedo’s a weird pick for a show like JoJo’s from what I see in his credits. Kobayashi made a lot of sense to me because she’s a sentai writer and JoJo’s is so flashy, but Osedo’s mostly done cutesy shojou stuff, not really the high style action stuff. Then again, JoJo’s is really pretty, so maybe it makes sense.

Episode 23 “Warrior Returns to the Wind” Teaser Images

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Before we start, New Joseph Face:

Lookin’ good as always

All right, now that that’s out of the way, it’s time for the reunion episode. Everyone is here!

Stroheim is back with a reinforced stomach

And he brought Speedwagon along for the ride.

Cars is so excited he let his hair down and kicked the shine into high gear

It may help that he found that free leg lying around

Wham’s a little upset that he clawed his eyes out before getting to see the group again

And Lisa Lisa’s really looking down on herself for not being able to tell him

All in all, though, it’s still fun. A bunch of old comrades and enemies coming together for one last gathering before the gods of old rise up to destroy humanity with their perfect bodies. Good times. Good times.

(You can see the rest at Yaraon, but spoiler warnings)

No Violence EVER! An Analysis of Anime Self Censoship

Posted in JoJo's Year, Text Articles with tags , , , , , , , , on 2013/02/21 by OnePixelJumpMan

So how do you feel about those violence filled blu-ray changes?

Did you ever wonder why those were censored in the first place? Anime gets violent all the time even now. There was a conversation going on in one of my internet lurking spots where a clip of Blood-C came up, and the violence in that was brutal to the point of being cartoonish. Those might have been DVD clips too, but violence is prevalent in anime. JoJo’s even airs at midnight. So why the censorship?

It turns out that just because kids might not see your violent Nazi battles doesn’t mean you don’t have to try anyway. The image linked Ure article sheds a little light on the decision to censor things like the intense violence and Stroheim’s Nazi connection. I hadn’t thought about it watching the episodes, but if you look at Stroheim across the episodes, his connections to Nazi Germany are a bit muted. It’s obvious because he’s a big wig military man from Germany in the 1930s, but he has iron eagles instead of swastikas, a more ubiquitous symbol of Nazi Germany. You also may remember this from Episode 19.

That is clearly a Nazi salute, but they covered it with the dark cross section used to cover up heavy violence. So why is that?

Well, it a self imposed censorship. The Q&A session with the anonymous Mr. T talks about why and reveals that it’s pretty much exactly why you’d think. JoJo’s does air at midnight, but because it airs on Saturday at midnight, there’s still a possibility that grade school age children will see it because they don’t need to go to bed. If the kids see it and it becomes an issue for the station, sponsors start pulling out. Sponsors pull out, then the show might have to pull out. It’s just safer in the long run to censor these things and give the full version in blu-rays that have to be bought instead of being randomly caught in the middle of the night.

But JoJo’s was always violent. Why wasn’t it a problem in publication when Araki did it? It’s because manga authors have a little more freedom in their expression. It comes back to that “have to be bought” thing. You have to go out and buy manga, but any TV can be watched so long as you get the channel the show is on. There’s a mentality of having to “protect the audience” by TV stations, and davidproduction can’t sell places like Tokyo MX a show that’s going to give rise to a scenario like the aforementioned.

The terms of self regulation are obviously up to whoever’s doing it, but there are some agreed upon standards. Discriminatory language, langauge against human rights, anything that might physically harm someone like the Porygon incident, and sexual violence and some levels of smoking and drinking. I’m starting to feel like a kid watching Toonami again and hearing anime fans complain about beer being edited into juice. Mr. T also mentions wanting to be cautious about religious talk, and that makes me wonder how all those Christian symbol heavy vampire shows get made.

Of course, those are older mostly. Mr. T closes the interview mentioning that regulation both internal and external has increased and may continue to, though there may also be some point in the future where there will be an agreed upon, ridged border when adapting a work. Regardless, they want to always make best possible show even if there is controversy among the fans.

Man, that got long. You can check out the original article for a little more fleshing out. This sort of stuff apparently also happened to some part of One Piece where some characters were starving on a desert island. Guess violent times are hard on the cartoon industry all over.

(Thanks to Yaraon for pointing me in the original article’s direction)

Episode 19 “Race to the Cliffs of Death” Teaser Images

Posted in DUWANG, JoJo's Year, Text Articles with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 2013/02/15 by OnePixelJumpMan

Ok, full stop: This is the best image set for a JoJo’s episode we’ve gotten yet because it contains this

and this

and this

and this

I’m sorry if you didn’t know about the full extent of Stroheim’s cyborg body. Usually I would hold back ones like that for just the link to Yaraon, but I couldn’t help it. Look how excited he is to be a cyborg Nazi. And that picture of Cars just had me on the floor immediately. I mean, I love Joseph and all, but that is the single best expression we’ve had yet.

These ones weren’t as stand out as those, but there are some other fun things going on.

A better version of a preview image from a few days ago

More stats!

Look at how little of shit Joseph gives. “Super blade coming at me. What, should I be impressed?”

My Stand’s Power is to Ask You to the Movies on Friday

Posted in JoJo's Year, Text Articles with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 2013/02/14 by OnePixelJumpMan

Happy Valentines Day, guys. I hope you managed to get to spend some time with someone special, or if you’re like me and go around to offices all day, you got to pick at free chocolate for a few hours.

If you haven’t been able to approach that special someone just yet, maybe try breaking the ice with a JoJo’s Themed Valentine. In the time leading up to this, JoJo parody Valentine cards became a bit of a fad on Tumblr with a lot of entries.

First one of note is zeppelis. You might remember that she’s the Project Head of the JJBA Dating Sim as well as a writer and the official artist of Josuke Higashikata. Getting a peek at her art is nice, and I love Bruno, so it’s like she read my mind.

Actually, this guy vitreau read my mind because if no one had done a Shivering Heart Burning Heat one, I would have been severely disappointing in the internet. He’s got another set to round out one card per protagonist.

Aeonsylver definitely gets the prize for the most legitimately sweet one for this Rohan themed card. It’s paired with one of Yukako holding Koichi captive with her hair while talking about how they’ll live together forever until they die, but the Rohan one is still really cute.

And the prize for the creepiest one goes to emblybobembly because, I mean, I like you and all Dio, but the way to my fragile heart is definitely not by waving decapitated cats in my face.

(Noisy piranha warning on this one)

But the King of the Valentine Heap definitely goes to caesar for this one. Not to snub anyone’s artwork or anything, but this is really funny. More than that though, what makes this the King of Valentine JoJo’s is

that someone actually printed it out and used it as a real Valentine. I might be jumping the gun, but I think getting this from someone is grounds for an immediate marriage proposal.

Oh, and I wanted to have fun too, so I used that preview from earlier to make a quick Rudolph Von Valenheim. It’s nothing great, but I enjoyed making it anyway.